Tonight in Austin Improv: Monday, February 24

COLDTOWNE THEATER:
8:30 – Concrete, Lunchpail, and Whalehouse
10:00 – Schtick (stand-up) (FREE)

THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS:
8:00 – SNAFU @ RLM 4.102 (FREE)

FACT OF THE DAY: According to Tom Hanks, the speech that Forrest Gump gives on the National Mall while his power is cut reads as follows: “Sometimes when people go to Vietnam, they go home to their mommas without any legs. Sometimes they don’t go home at all. That’s a bad thing. That’s all I have to say about that.”