8:30 – Monday Night Mash, feat. KINGZ, BrainTrust, and Lady Parts – $5
10:00 – Monday Night Schtick (stand-up) – $Free
THE NEW MOVEMENT THEATER:
8:00 – Fuck This Week – $Pay what you want
9:30 – Knock-Out – $Pay what you want
FACT OF THE DAY: When bird poop was discovered to be an effective fertilizer in the early 19th century, the subsequent “guano boom” created a mining effort on islands all over the Pacific Ocean. Some islands were discovered to have guano deposits over 150 feet deep, and were strip-mined for it.