8:30 – Monday Night Mash, feat. Widowmaker, Alamo City Improv, and Negative Sexy – $5
10:00 – Monday Night Schtick (stand-up) – $Free
THE NEW MOVEMENT THEATER:
8:00 – Fuck This Week – $Pay what you want
9:30 – Knock-Out – $5
FACT OF THE DAY: The Greek engineer Hero of Alexandria (c. 10-70 CE) invented the first vending machine. When a temple-goer inserted a coin into the machine, it would land on a pan which then tilted and dispensed a set amount of holy water.