8:00 – Fuck This Week – $Donations accepted
9:30 – Knock-Out – $Donations accepted
8:30 – Monday Night Mash – $5
10:00 – Stage Dive with Amber Bixby (stand-up) – $Free
FACT OF THE DAY: In 1846, the British Museum acquired a dead snail from Egypt, glued it to an index card, and put it on display. In 1850, staff noticed that the card had become discolored; after detaching the snail and placing it in a warm bath, the snail came to life. The snail lived for two more years before (really) dying, and its shell was put back on display.