THE INSTITUTION THEATER:
8:00 – The Birthday Clusterfunk, feat. Yanoshak the Barbarian and Improv, Actually
THE NEW MOVEMENT THEATER:
9:30 – Block Party (open mic)
THE SALVAGE VANGUARD THEATRE:
8:00 – 44 Plays for 44 Presidents (scripted)
FACT OF THE DAY: The US military is in possession of several dozen Russian MiG, Mil, and Sukhoi fighters. It has never revealed how it got them.