Today’s Events

Tonight in Austin Improv: Tuesday, December 22

Nada. Zippo. Zlich. — FACT OF THE DAY: The name “chess” comes, circuitously, from the Persian shah, meaning “king.” We get “checkmate” from the phrase shah mat, or “The king is dead.” LIE OF THE DAY: The name “Monopoly” was formed by combining the sexual habits of the two Parker Brothers: the monogamous Charles, and…

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Tonight in Austin Improv, Monday, December 21

Fallout Theater 8:00 PM – Fuck This Week – twitch.tv/falloutcomedy — FACT OF THE DAY: Cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their back paws.  LIE OF THE DAY: The missing two toes are held in escrow until their 25th birthday.

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Tonight in Austin Improv: Sunday, December 20

Hideout Theatre 11:00 AM – Hideout Kids Virtual Show – twitch.tv/hideouttheatre 7:30 PM – The Weekender ft. Caeriel’s Narrative 3 Showcase – twitch.tv/hideouttheatre — FACT OF THE DAY: “Violet” is the highest end of the visible light spectrum. “Purple,” understood by color theorists as a combination of red and blue, is not on the spectrum.…

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Tonight in Austin Improv: Saturday, December 19

ColdTowne Theater 8:00 PM – Oh Christmas Stream – twitch.tv/coldtownetv — Hideout Theatre 7:30 PM – PGraph Virtual Show – twitch.tv/HideoutTheatre 10:00 PM – Virtual Maestro – twitch.tv/HideoutTheatre — FACT OF THE DAY: Eleanor Roosevelt’s maiden name was Roosevelt. She was Teddy’s niece and Franklin’s fifth cousin once removed. LIE OF THE DAY: Franklin was…

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Tonight in Austin Improv: Friday, December 18

ColdTowne Theater 7:30 PM – Oh Christmas Streamtwitch.tv/coldtownetv Fallout Theater 8:00 PM – 7th Annual Xmas Movie Drinking Game: 12 MONKEYS EDITION!twitch.tv/falloutcomedy Hideout Theatre 7:30 PM – Put Your Lips Together and Blowtwitch.tv/HideoutTheatre — FACT OF THE DAY: For the most part, human beings use only one nostril at a time, which switches during the…

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Tonight in Austin Improv: Thursday, December 17

Hideout Theatre 9:30 PM – Free Fringetwitch.tv/HideoutTheatre — FACT OF THE DAY: Lemurs are only native to Madagascar.  LIE OF THE DAY: …except for a small community in Portland, Oregon. However, they are rapidly being priced out of their neighborhood.

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Tonight in Austin Improv: Wednesday, December 16

Hideout Theatre 5:00 PM – PGraph Virtual Showfacebook.com/hideouttheatre ColdTowne Theater 8:00 PM – Yeah, But Are You Happy?twitch.tv/coldtownetv — FACT OF THE DAY: “College” comes from the Latin term collegium (from cum lego, meaning “selected to work together”), and originally meant any corporate group. This is the sense in which the Vatican’s College of Cardinals…

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