8:30 – Monday Night Mash, feat. Cops, BO$$, and Skutch
10:00 – Schtick (stand-up) (FREE)
THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS:
8:00 – SNAFU Improv’s “Round Down: Hangover Show” @ RLM 4.102
FACT OF THE DAY: If the UK ever releases the Pitcairn Islands (population: 65) from its territory, then the sun will set on the British Empire.