8:30 – Monday Night Mash, feat. Miller & Lies, Disco Box, and The Clubhouse – $5
10:00 – Monday Night Schtick (stand-up) – $Free
THE NEW MOVEMENT THEATER:
8:00 – Fuck This Week – $Pay what you want
9:30 – Knock-Out – $Pay what you want
FACT OF THE DAY: Before it grew in popularity in about 2012, the largest purchaser of kale in the United States was Pizza Hut, which used the vegetable to decorate its salad bars.